TWENTY NINE LINES TO MAKE YOU SMILE
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Mensies, ek hoop dit gaan nog met almal goed en dat niemand my al vergeet het nie?? Ek kan nie glo ek skryf nou hierdie post nie-mens sal nie glo hoe ek hierdie blog en almal van julle gemis het nie….
Nie veel het gebeur in my lewe nie- net dat ek `n werks-aanpasing gekry het, so dit beteken meer werk en minder blog-tyd. maar ag wat mens kla nie.
Dinge gaan darem beter tussen my en manlief…of so voel dit vir my. Hoop net dit word net beter en nie slegter nie! Verder kan ek nie glo die tyd stap so vinnig aan nie. Volgende maand word my dogterjie al twee jaar en ek het geen idee wat om te koop vir haar verjaarsdag nie. Laat weet my gerus indien julle enige idees het asb!!
Maaters ek gaan my bes probeer om ten minste `n inskrywing so nou en dan te maak en natuurlik gaan ek ook probeer om by julle blogs uit te kom. Vergewe my indien ek party dae(of weke) bietjie stil raak.
Sal dit wardeer as julle bietjie vir my vertel wat in julle lewe sovér al gebeur het.
Mag julle `n wonderlike dag hê.
tata….!!!!
A Bottle of Merlot
A man asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot to an unusually
attractive woman sitting alone at a table in a cozy little restaurant.
So the waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said, “This is from the
gentleman who is seated over there.” and indicated the sender with a
nod of his head.
She stared at the wine coolly for a few seconds, not looking at the
man, then decided to send a reply to him by a note.
The waiter, who was lingering nearby for a response, took the note
from her and conveyed it to the gentleman.
The note read:
“For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your
garage, a million dollars in the bank and 7 inches in your pants”.
After reading the note, the man decided to compose one of his own in
return. He folded the note, handed it to the waiter and instructed
him to deliver it to the lady.
It read:
“Just to let you know things aren’t always what they appear to be, I
have a Ferrari Maranello, BMW Z8, Mercedes CL600, and a Porsche Turbo
in my several garages; I have beautiful homes in Aspen , Miami , and
a 10,000 acre ranch in Louisiana .. There is over twenty million
dollars in my bank account and portfolio. But, not even for a woman
as beautiful as you are, would I cut off three inches. Just send the
bottle back.”

Ek is “getag“ deur Botterjie om 3 sinne neer te skryf van die boek wat ek tans lees…het begin lees maar kry net nie genoeg tyd om boek klaar te lees nie….
Die reëls - jy moet die boek vat wat naaste aan jou lê (of dalk wat jy tans besig is om te lees) en die boek MOET 123 of meer bladsye hê.
Blaai dan tot by bladsy 123. Tel die eerste 5 sinne af. Neem dan die volgende 3 sinne, m.a.w. sinne 6, 7 en 8 en post dit op jou blog. Uit watter boek kom jou sinne?
—Katryn loop voetjie vir voetjie tot by die omgevalle stomp. Sy klouter rats bo-op en gaan sit voordat sy haar hande plegtig in haar skoot vou-net soos Wilhelmina maak. Om te dink `n ma soos Wilhelmina kan `n mooi dogterjie soos Katryn hê; `n dogterjie wat eendag dalk net soos sy gaan wees…—
“Somerreën“ van Helana Hugo
Hiermee `tag` ek dan vir –Neykie- , -Platterfuss- en –Jo Ann-
Laat waai!!!
JANUARY BABY
Pretty/handsome. Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt. Sensitive. Down-to-Earth. Stubborn.
FEBRUARY BABY
Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Attractive. sexiest out of everyone. Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest and loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt. Gets angry really easily but does not show it. Dislikes unnecessary things. Loves making friends but rarely shows it. Horny. Daring and stubborn. Ambitious. Realizing dreams and hopes. Sharp. Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the inside not outside. Superstitious and ludicrous. Spendthrift. Tries to learn to show emotions.
MARCH BABY
Attractive personality. sexy. Affectionate Shy and reserved. Secretive. Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic. Loves peace and serenity. Sensitive to others. Great kisser. Easily angered. Trustworthy. Appreciative and returns kindness. Hardly shows emotions. Tends to bottle up feelings. Observant and assesses others.
APRIL BABY
Suave and compromising. Funny and humorous. Stubborn. Very talkative. Calm and cool. Kind and sympathetic. Concerned and detailed. Loyal. Does work well with others. Very confident. Sensitive. Positive Attitude. Thinking generous. Good memory. Clever and knowledgeable. Loves to look for information. Able to cheer everyone up and/or make them laugh. Able to motivate oneself and others. Understanding. Fun to be around. Outgoing. Hyper. Bubbly personality. Secretive. Boy/girl crazy. Loves sports, music, leisure and traveling. Systematic. hot but has brains.
MAY BABY
Stubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-willed and highly motivated. Sharp thoughts. Easily angered. Attracts others and loves attention. Deep feelings. Beautiful physically and mentally. Firm Standpoint. Needs no motivation. Shy towards opposite sex. Easily consoled. Systematic (left brain). Loves to dream. Strong clairvoyance. Understanding. Sickness usually in the ear and neck. Good imagination. Good physical. Weak breathing. Loves literature and the arts. Loves traveling. Dislike being at home. Restless. Not having many children. Hardworking. High spirited.
JUNE BABY
You’ve got the best personality and are an absolute pleasure to be around. You love to make new friends and be outgoing. You are a great flirt and more than likely have an a very attractive partner. a wicked hottie. It is also more than likely that you have a massive record collection. You have a great choice in films, and may one day become a famous actor/actress yourself - heck, you’ve got the looks for it!!!
JULY BABY
Fun to be with. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people’s feelings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Moody and easily hurt. dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in studying. Loves to be alone. Always broods about the past and the old friends. Waits for friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive unless provoked. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt but takes long to recover.
AUGUST BABY
outgoing personality. takes risks. feeds on attention. no self control. kind hearted. self confident. loud and boisterous. VERY revengeful. easy to get along with and talk to. has an “every thing’s peachy” attitude. likes talking and singing. loves music. daydreamer. easily distracted. Hates not being trusted. BIG imagination. loves to be loved. hates studying. in need of “that someone”. longs for freedom. rebellious when withheld or restricted. lives by “no pain no gain” caring. always a suspect. playful. mysterious. “charming” or “beautiful” to everyone. stubborn. curious. independent. strong willed. a fighter.
SEPTEMBER BABY
Active and dynamic. Decisive and haste but tends to regret. Attractive and affectionate to oneself. Strong mentality. Loves attention. Diplomatic. Consoling, friendly and solves people’s problems. Brave and fearless. Adventurous. Loving and caring. Suave and generous. Usually you have many friends. Enjoys to make love. Emotional. Stubborn. Hasty. Good memory. Moving, motivates oneself and others. Loves to travel and explore. Sometimes sexy in a way that only their lover can understand.
OCTOBER BABY
Loves to chat. Loves those who love them. Loves to takes things at the center. Inner and physical beauty. Lies but doesn’t pretend. Gets angry often. Treats friends importantly. Brave and fearless. Always making friends. Easily hurt but recovers easily. Daydreamer. Opinionated. Does not care to control emotions. Unpredictable. Extremely smart, but definitely the hottest AND sexiest of them all.
NOVEMBER BABY
Trustworthy and loyal. Very passionate and dangerous. Wild at times. Knows how to have fun. Sexy and mysterious. Everyone is drawn towards your inner and outer beauty and independent personality. Playful, but secretive. Very emotional and temperamental sometimes. Meets new people easily and very social in a
group. Fearless and independent. Can hold their own. Stands out in a crowd. Essentially very smart. Usually, the greatest men are born in this month. If
you ever begin a relationship with someone from this month, hold on to them because their one of a kind.
DECEMBER BABY
This straight-up means your the most good-looking person possible… better than all of these other months! Loyal and generous. Patriotic. Competitive
in everything. Active in games and interactions. Impatient and hasty. Ambitious. Influential in organizations. Fun to be with. Easy to talk to, though hard to understand. Thinks far with vision, yet complicated to know. Easily influenced by kindness. Polite and soft-spoken. Having lots of ideas.
Sensitive. Active mind. Hesitating, tends to delay. Choosy and always wants the best. Temperamental. Funny and humorous. Loves to joke. Good debating
skills. Has that someone always on his/her mind. Talkative. Daydreamer. Friendly. Knows how to make friends. Abiding. Able to show character. one
guy/girl kind of person. Loveable. Easily hurt. Prone to getting colds. loves music. pretty/handsome. Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom
shows emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt. Sensitive.
Jammer ek kom nou eers by my “tag“ uit. Soveel dinge so min tyd.
Sharks, as ek maan toe kon gaan sou ek want…
* Daar sal ek kan ontlae raak van al die seer en hartseer in my hart..
* Vir een laaste keer tyd saam met Mimi deurbring.
* Leesstof saam vat wat genoeg is vir `n hele army!!!
* Die hele tyd met my dogterjie en 2 hondjie speel en lag vir al die dae waar daar net nie genoeg tyd was nie..
* Met my geliefde dinge soos normale mense uitpraat sonder `n geskreeury,verwyte,slanery en seermaak woorde…want ek weet diep binne in hom is daar `n goeie mens.
* My lisensie ontvang sonder om nog `n toets aftelê en deur `n verkeersbeampte vergesel te word nie. (Ek kan mos ry!!!)
* Mooi gedigte skryf …
* Weer kans kry om klomp foto`s te neem van al die tye wat so vinnig verby was wat nou net in die gedagtes herroep word.
* Slaap en slaap en slaap…tot ek nie meer kan nie…
* En laaste om vir God dankie te sê vir alles en meer te bid en dankbaar te wees vir alles wat ek het wat ander nie het nie….
Ek “tag“ nou vir VARK, EBEN en SKOORBLOK-as hulle nog nie “getag“ is nie!!!!!
My hartjie is seer vandag… `n Frats ongeluk het met my kleine Mimi (Marmoset apie) gebeur. My dogtertjie het gisteraand per ongeluk op haar geval en toe trek haar hele nekkie skeef. Sy het die hele nag pyn gehad en my hart was so seer oor ek haar nie veearts toe kon vat nie maar ons bly op `n plaas en om daai tyd te ry gaan net op `n doodloop straat eindig. Vanoggend toe ek oppad werk toe is vat ek haar saam na die veearts maar….ongelukkig het sy dit nie gemaak nie. Ek weet sy het nie meer eina nie en al was sy net 2 maande in my lewe het ek daardie kleine lyfie oneindig baie lief gehad…
Mimi, ek weet daar waar jy is het jy nie pyn meer nie. Ek is so jammer dat ek niks kon doen om jou te help nie. Ek mis jou Miems maar onthou ek sal nooit jou uit my hartjie kry nie en vanaand…daar waar jou hokkie nog net so staan soos gisteraand…daar sal ek jou altyd onthou.
Rus saggies en speel lekker….
My Mimi….
On the first day, God created the dog and said:‘Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years.’
The dog said: ‘That’s a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I’ll give you back the other ten?’
So God agreed.
On the second day, God created the monkey and said:
‘Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For this, I’ll give you a 20 year life span.’
The monkey said: ‘Monkey tricks for 20 years? That’s a pretty long time to perform. How about I give you back 10 like the dog did?’
And God agreed.
On the third day, God created the cow and said:
‘You must go into the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer’s family. For this, I will give you a life span of 60 years.’
The cow said: ‘That’s kind of a tough life you want me to live for 60 years. How about twenty and I’ll give back the other forty?’
And God agreed again.On the fourth day, God created man and said:
‘Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. For this, I’ll give you 20 years.’
But man said: ‘Only twenty years? Could you possibly give me my 20, the 40 the cow gave back, the 10 the monkey gave back, and the 10 the dog gave back, that makes 80, okay?’
‘Okay,’ said God, ‘You asked for it.’
So that is why for our first 20 years we eat, sleep, play and enjoy ourselves. For the next 40 years we slave in the sun to support our family. For the next 10 years we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren. And for the last 10 years we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone.
Life has now been explained to you.
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information. I’m doing it as a public service…………..
Maatjies hoop dit gaan beter met julle as met my….kon al weer nie blog nie….maar nou kan ek en ek het darem comments gelos waar ek kon!!!
Ek sit nou en dink aan al die mense wat so hard werk maar tog nêrens kom nie al het hulle jare se ondervinding selfs die wat sukkel om werk te kry…
Ek dink aan al die mense wat in huwelike is waarin hulle net nie gelukkig is nie of miskien in gedwing is vir een of ander rede-ek weet nie….
Ek dink aan al die kindertjies en diertjies wat mishandel word en nie gevra het om in sulke omstandighede te wees nie….
Ek dink aan al die mense wat met alles kan wegkom omdat geld `n rol speel en hulle die mag het-en al die wat nie het nie….
Ek dink aan al die mense wat drome het of iets begeer wat net buite hulle bereik is-mag dit bereik word…
Ek dink aan al die ou mensies wat se kinders hulle iewers in `n oue tehuis gegooi het-vergeet het om te gaan kuier of net nie meer gaan kuier nie-my hart gaan uit…
Ek dink aan al die mense wat dink drank en dwelms is die oplossing vir alle probleme maar nie is nie…
Ek dink aan al die mense wat swaarkry,nie kos of klere het nie en net alleen voel-miskien hulle eie toedien…
Ek weet nie hoekom ek aan almal dink nie maar dit het net opgekom-miskien omdat niks daar aan gedoen word nie of miskien omdat alles so hartseer is…
Find your birthday and then find your tree. This is really cool and
somewhat accurate. Then send it to your friends, so they can find out what tree they fell from, but don’t
forget to change the subject line to your tree.
Find your tree below and
see what you are like…

Jan 01 to Jan 11 - Fir Tree
Jan 12 to Jan 24 - Elm Tree
Jan 25 to Feb 03 - Cypress Tree
Feb 04 to Feb 08 - Poplar Tree
Feb 09 to Feb 18 - Cedar Tree
Feb 19 to Feb 28 - Pine Tree
Mar 01 to Mar 10 - Weeping Willow Tree
Mar 11 to Mar 20 - Lime Tree
Mar 21 (only) - Oak Tree
Mar 22 to Mar 31 - Hazelnut Tree
Apr 01 to Apr 10 - Rowan Tree
Apr 11 to Apr 20 - Maple Tree
Apr 21 to Apr 30 - Walnut Tree
May 01 to May 14 - Poplar Tree
May 15 to May 24 - Chestnut Tree
May 25 to Jun 03 - Ash Tree
Jun 04 to Jun 13 - Hornbeam Tree
Jun 14 to Jun 23 - Fig Tree
Jun 24 (only) - Birch Tree
Jun 25 to Jul 04 - Apple Tree
Jul 05 to Jul 14 - Fir Tree
Jul 15 to Jul 25 - Elm Tree
Jul 26 to Aug 04 - Cypress Tree
Aug 05 to Aug 13 - Poplar Tree
Aug 14 to Aug 23 - Cedar Tree
Aug 24 to Sep 02 - Pine Tree
Sep 03 to Sep 12 - Weeping Willow Tree
Sep 01 to Sep 11 - Weeping Willow Tree
Sep 13 to Sep 22 - Lime Tree
Sep 23 (only) - Olive Tree Sep
Oct 24 to Oct 03 - Hazelnut Tree
Oct 04 to Oct 13 - Rowan Tree
Oct 14 to Oct 23 - Maple Tree
Oct 24 to Nov 11 - Walnut Tree
Nov 12 to Nov 21 - Chestnut Tree
Nov 22 to Dec 01 - Ash Tree
Dec 02 to Dec 11 - Hornbeam Tree
Dec 12 to Dec 21 - Fig Tree
Dec 22 (only) - Beech Tree
Dec 23 to Jan 01 - Apple Tree
TREES (in alphabetical order)
Apple Tree (Love) – quiet and shy at times, lots of charm, appeal, and
attraction, pleasant attitude, flirtatious smile, adventurous, sensitive,
loyal in love, wants to love and be loved, faithful and tender partner,
very generous, many talents, loves children, needs affectionate partner..
Ash Tree (Ambition) – extremely attractive, vivacious, impulsive, demanding
does not care for criticism, ambitious, intelligent, talented, likes to
play with fate, can be very egotistic, reliable, restless lover, sometimes
money rules over the heart, demands attention, needs love and much
emotional support.
Beech Tree (Creative) — has good taste, concerned about its looks,
materialistic, good organization of life and career, economical, good
leader
takes no unnecessary risks, reasonable, splendid lifetime companion, keen
on keeping fit (diets, sports, etc).
Birch Tree (Inspiration) — vivacious, attractive, elegant, friendly,
unpretentious, modest, does not like anything in excess, abhors the
vulgar, loves life in nature and in calm, not very passionate, full of
imagination, little ambition, creates a calm and content atmosphere.
Cedar Tree (Confidence) — of rare strength, knows how to adapt, likes
unexpected presents, of good health, not in the least shy, tends to look
down on others, self-confident, a great speaker, determined, often
impatient
likes to impress others, has many talents, industrious, healthy optimism,
waits for the one true love, able to make quick decisions.
Chestnut Tree (Honesty) — of unusual stature, impressive, well-developed
sense of justice, fun to be around, a planner, born diplomat, can be
irritated easily, sensitive of others feelings, hard worker, sometimes
acts superior, feels not understood at times, fiercely family oriented,
very loyal in love, physically fit.
Cypress Tree (Faithfulness) -- strong, muscular, adaptable, takes what
life has to give but doesn’t necessarily like it, strives to be content,
optimistic, wants to be financially independent, wants love and affection,
hates loneliness, passionate lover which cannot be satisfied, faithful,
quick-tempered at times, can be unruly and careless, loves to gain
knowledge
needs to be needed.
Elm Tree (Noble-mindedness) – pleasant shape, tasteful clothes, modest
demands, tends not to forgive mistakes, cheerful, likes to lead but not to
obey, honest and faithful partner, likes making decisions for others,
noble-minded, generous, good sense of humour, practical.
Fig Tree (Sensibility) – very strong minded, a bit self-willed, honest,
loyal, independent, hates contradiction or arguments, hard worker when
wants to be, loves life and friends, enjoys children and animals, sexually
oriented, great sense of humour, has artistic talent and great
intelligence.
Fir tree (Mysterious) -- extraordinary taste, handles stress well, loves
anything beautiful, stubborn, tends to care for those close to them, hard
to trust others, yet a social butterfly, likes idleness and laziness after
long demanding hours at work, rather modest, talented, unselfish, many
friends, very reliable.
Hazelnut Tree (Extraordinary) -- charming, sense of humour, very demanding
but can also be very understanding, knows how to make a lasting
impression, active fighter for social causes and politics, popular, quite
moody, sexually oriented, honest, a perfectionist, has a precise sense of
judgment and expects complete fairness.
Hornbeam Tree (Good Taste) — of cool beauty, cares for its looks and
condition, good taste, is not egoistic, makes life as comfortable as
possible, leads a reasonable and disciplined life, looks for kindness and
acknowledgment in an emotional partner, dreams of unusual lovers, is
seldom happy with its feelings, mistrusts most people, is never sure of
its decisions, very conscientious.
Lime Tree (Doubt) - intelligent, hard working, accepts what life dishes
out, but not before trying to change bad circumstances into good ones,
hates fighting and stress, enjoys getaway vacations, may appear tough, but
is actually soft and relenting, always willing to make sacrifices for
family and friends, has many talents but not always enough time to use
them, great leadership qualities, is jealous at times but extremely loyal.
Maple Tree (Independence of Mind) — no ordinary person, full of
imagination and originality, shy and reserved, ambitious, proud,
self-confident, hungers for new experiences, sometimes nervous, has many
complexities, good memory, learns easily, complicated love life, wants to
impress.
Oak Tree (Brave) — robust nature, courageous, strong, unrelenting,
independent, sensible, does not like change, keeps its feet on the ground,
person of action.
Olive Tree (Wisdom) — loves sun, warmth and kind feelings, reasonable,
balanced, avoids aggression and violence, tolerant, cheerful, calm,
well-developed sense of justice, sensitive, empathetic, free of jealousy,
loves to read and the company of sophisticated people.
Pine Tree (Peacemaker) — loves agreeable company, craves peace and
harmony, loves to help others, active imagination, likes to write poetry,
not fashion conscious, great compassion, friendly to all, falls strongly
in love but will leave if betrayed or lied to, emotionally soft, low self
esteem, needs affection and reassurance.
Poplar Tree (Uncertainty) — looks very decorative, talented, not very
self-confident, extremely courageous if necessary, needs goodwill and
pleasant surroundings, very choosy, often lonely, great animosity, great
artistic nature, good organizer, tends to lean toward philosophy, reliable
in any situation, takes partnership seriously.
Rowan Tree (Sensitivity) — full of charm, cheerful, gifted without
egoism, likes to draw attention, loves life, motion, unrest, and even
complications, is both dependent and independent, good taste, artistic,
passionate, emotional, good company, does not forgive.
Walnut Tree (Passion) — unrelenting, strange and full of contrasts, often
egotistic, aggressive, noble, broad horizon, unexpected reactions,
spontaneous, unlimited ambition, no flexibility, difficult and uncommon
partner, not always liked but often admired, ingenious strategist, very
jealous and passionate, no compromise.
Weeping Willow (Melancholy) - likes to be stress free, loves family life,
full of hopes and dreams, attractive, very empathetic, loves anything
beautiful, musically inclined, loves to travel to exotic places, restless,
capricious, honest, can be influenced but is not easy to live with when
pressured, sometimes demanding, good intuition, suffers in love until they
find that one loyal, steadfast partner; loves to make others laugh
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